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I know that I originally posted all of these in the art section but, well, it's expanding into its own thing. The first eight comics were, unfortunately, destroyed in what shall, from here on out, be known as the great post-count massacre. At any rate, here are the first seven comics (I deleted the second one from these new 'archives' due to complete suckiness... And the fact that Krytos is apparently not blonde.)

 

So, right, here we go: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootInc.jpg

 

Issue one:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootComic1.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootComic2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/ZootComic3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Zoot4.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Zoot5.jpg

 

Issue two (Not for the faint of heart):

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Muttinchopsandwall.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Muttinchopsblood.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Earlier.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Mitthblood.jpg

 

Issues three: Edit: This comic has been deleted due to offense taken by the original creator. He writes the EddEgg comic, and his original work can be viewed here.

 

Issue four:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized3.jpg

Edit: Here's that last panel, and now it's even a J-peg for easier reading!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/plagerized4-1.jpg

 

Issue five:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/returnofthejetpack4.jpg

 

Issue six (Also not for the faint of heart):

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/TexasRanger4.jpg

I know, can you believe what a violent bastard Tex is?

 

Issue seven:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration2.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration3.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Regeneration4.jpg

 

And now, the newest addition to the family: Issue eight (Not for the faint of heart, and sure as hell not suitable for younger viewers!) (BTW: I saved this issue in gif form... It messed up the color rather a lot...)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu2.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu3.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/stfu4.gif

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a169/DarthTofu/Stfu5.gif

(I'm whistling in the last panel)

 

Be sure to leave comments, folks! :D I'm also accepting anyone who wants to make a guest comic for this :roll::wink: As well as anyone who would like to be added to it (Must have been an active forum member for at least three months to be added in)

 

Edit: I know you all are probably wondering "What happened to Zoot Wars: The Webcomic? I remembered this as Zoot Wars, and dogonit, I want it to stay Zoot Wars!" Tough. The comic's name has been Dorks United for a while now. So there. Deal with it.

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12/14/07

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Nice Tofu! That last strip was really good - I like how you're adding some minor . . ok, minor for paint, subtleties for added humour with the T-Shirts.

 

Keep up the good work - now all you need is Photoshop, a Tablet and the ability to draw and you can rival CAD! :wink:

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Keep up the good work - now all you need is Photoshop, a Tablet and the ability to draw and you can rival CAD! :wink:

 

Heh- so basically all I need is everything! :lol::lol::lol:

 

I'm glad to see that folks appreciate this. I warn you, the title is kinda missleading- I'll be adding differant folks in all the time and drawing on my own personal experiance for some stuff, such as the eighth comic... I should probably start naming these :P

12/14/07

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

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I can't express how much I hate myself for saying this, but I actaully enjoyed the last one, Tofu.

 

I was feeling the same way :wink::roll::twisted:

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DON'T TELL STUPID JOKES!

 

*BLAM!*

:lol:

Well, what can I say ... I do like the ones with me in them :D

 

PS Next time you draw me Tofu, please remember that I'm taller than you. Even in my decrepit old age :wink:

Also, I've now shaved :wink:

 

:lol:

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I warn you, the title is kinda missleading- I'll be adding differant folks in all the time and drawing on my own personal experiance for some stuff, such as the eighth comic... I should probably start naming these :P

 

Yea.. lol.. was gonna say.. i thought this was Zoot Wars?.. lol.. hmm.. if you wanna draw in myself that would be fun.. maybe?.. :P

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I was wondering what that grey matter was protruding from Tex. It thought for some reason Tofu made Tex look like Garidan (the Imperial informant in ANH).

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side!

 

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DON'T TELL STUPID JOKES!

 

*BLAM!*

:lol:

Well, what can I say ... I do like the ones with me in them :D

 

PS Next time you draw me Tofu, please remember that I'm taller than you. Even in my decrepit old age :wink:

Also, I've now shaved :wink:

 

:lol:

 

How tall are you? 8O I stand at 6' 3" without shoes on!

 

 

 

I was wondering what that grey matter was protruding from Tex. It thought for some reason Tofu made Tex look like Garidan (the Imperial informant in ANH).

 

That's a walker... It's designed to make Tex look old...

 

And seeing as Tex is a Sith Lord that means that he has- An Imperial Walker!

 

*Blam!*

 

*Regenerates* Oh, yeah- I'm going to be showing my teacher a very edited version of the latest comic and try out for a position as cartoonist in our school newspaper. It's very prestigous- two other people might actually try out for the job!

12/14/07

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

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How tall are you? 8O I stand at 6' 3" without shoes on!

I'm 6' 5.5" in bare feet. Not only are you a young whipper-snapper, you're a short one too! :lol:

 

I was wondering what that grey matter was protruding from Tex. It thought for some reason Tofu made Tex look like Garidan (the Imperial informant in ANH).

 

That's a walker... It's designed to make Tex look old...

 

And seeing as Tex is a Sith Lord that means that he has- An Imperial Walker!

 

*Blam!*

 

*Regenerates* Oh, yeah- I'm going to be showing my teacher a very edited version of the latest comic and try out for a position as cartoonist in our school newspaper. It's very prestigous- two other people might actually try out for the job!

:lol: "An Imperial Walker" :lol: Now that's funny! :D

Good luck with school newspaper position :wink:

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That would just be cruel Tofu!!! Subjecting all your fellow school mates to such apawlingly bad jokes!

 

What? You subject us to terrible misspellings and drunken posts! Plus I got good feedback on some of these- from you in particular in some cases, I might add! (Case in point when I added you into the comic in issue #3!) :wink:

 

@Tex 8O Jeeze! How do I know that you're not lying? You've never actually posted a picture of yourself. For all I know you're a midget with delusions of grandeur!

12/14/07

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:lol: no.. that would be me... im standing in at an amazing 5'6" ... i am a "small person" compared to you guys... geez... (amazingly I am the tallest in my family)

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Hey, I've been spamming far less than usual! :P I think Mad's the one on the real rampage.

 

On a side note: I'm submitting an edited version of my latest comic (Edited for violance and language) for the cartoonist position as well as my "Jet Pack" comic... Any others that I've already made that you folks think would fly in a school environment/could be edited to the point where they would and are still funny.

12/14/07

Nu kyr'adyc, shi taab'echaaj'la

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Oh go ahead Tofu. Say you have official support in Switzerland. :wink:

 

Yes i am rampagin... Losing my 6000th was REALLY frustrating (especially since i was close to 7000 :cry: ).

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@ Tofu: I wasn't referring to Tex's imperial walker. The gray matter above his face that is supposed to be his beard. It comes out at such an angle, that it looks like Garidan's nose.

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hehehe.. yea.. that took me a second to get what both were really.. (no offense there Tofu.. i really attribute that to the size and my old eyes..).. anyways.. i didnt think it was like garidan.. but.. i didnt know what i thought it was.. :roll:

Yes i am rampagin... Losing my 6000th was REALLY frustrating (especially since i was close to 7000 :cry: ).

and i think you have every right to rampage... not that i can 100% relate... but i feel ya...

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You lost all of your posts, JH! You have plenty to rampage on :wink:

 

BTW: I showed the pilot comics to the teacher. She liked the modified jet pack one (I took out the writing on Mad and I's T-shirts)

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