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I like bottles better... but damn... Lips stuck to a can... I don't think i want to drink from a can anymore. But I would have to say... I bow to you for that one.

I got of High school 2 years ago... I do drink... a lot.... and I go to college. So I hope i'm not 14 or 17... but tell ya the truth i'm too drunk to rememeber right now... I LOVE SPRING BREAK!!!! (hint)

HEY, THANKS!!!

It was how cold?

Homework never hurt anyone... but why take the risk! I hate homework.

Now these signs great!

Umm.... Mitth.... I thought you said that the Human race is stupid... So how can they take SMART people when there are none?

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." I like being lazy... except when it comes to weigh lifting/working out.

This one happend last summer... My friend Justin and I took our friends Kellie and Liz to castle rock.. which is basicly a big ass bluff that we like to free climb... once you get to the top there is about a 300 foot drop off one side... but about 6 feet down this is a 7 foot ledge before the long drop... I told the girls that I was sick of everything then ran full speed toward this drop off... jumping off and landing on the 7 foot ledge... then quickly ran around the ledge so when they looked over they thought that I fell all the way... they fliped out on Justin... who had no idea what was going on... I had them going for about 15 min.

Does it work now?

Ok i think this fits in this topic... I wouldn't want my Car to be a lawn decoration like this.

HA HA HA HA that was great fun... Ok Our middle school was getting rebuilt... so on the last few days before the old section was torn down... our teacher let us go on the roof of the building... While we were up there recess was going on for the 7th graders... we were in 5th grade at the time... We had two of those bouncy balls with the rough edges... the ones that you have no idea where they will bounce next... and Mitth said "bet you can't hit the kick ball runner with it"... OH YEAH... I smoked the kid... it sent him head over heels... I turned to Mitth and told him to hit the pitcher... Which he did without a problem...you know he had a headache the next day... But the best part of this is that our teacher came over to us and asked and i quote "Do you have anymore of those? I want to throw one."

Another great idea that is some fun is go to wal-mart, buy a pack of cards. Then go to the furniture section grab a table and some chairs, set them up and start playing... you will get some weird looks from shoppers... and when you do... ask them if they would like to join. You have to buy the pack of cards while you are there... this way you will have a receipt for them if any of the employees ask about them.

I liked the movies... but thats because i don't like to read.

For those who don't know... Mitth and I love to mess with peoples minds. Following are some of the great stories that we have... and feel free to add your own. It would be great to hear what others have done. (evil laugh) A great time was at the East Town mall in Madison WI. In the middle of the mall there are these tall bar chairs... I grabbed one and sat down... waiting for the right person to walk by... Then this "soccer mom" type walked by... I thought this is going to be great... as soon as she pass, I hopped the chair 3 feet toward her... when she turned around I stopped and also turned around... She started walking again… And I hopped the chair again...this went on for a good 3-4 more times... I had almost everyone watching... When she finally caught me... she broke down laughing. I just returned to the starting position and waited for another victim.